F*ck! I'm in My Twenties

By Emma Koenig

All people has that moment—the attention that maturity has arrived, like a runaway teach, and there's no getting out of its means. From the hit Tumblr web publication of an identical identify, F*ck! I'm in My Twenties completely captures the hot new release at present trying out the waters of post-college fact. Quick-witted and self-deprecating, the writer pens irreverent missives, DIY diagrams, illustrations, and tongue-in-cheek checklists that chronicle her event as a twenty-something residing within the giant urban. together with the easiest of her loved web publication, plus over 50% new fabric, it is a ideal humor impulse purchase for an individual who has a love-hate courting with their twenties.

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By Emma Koenig

All people has that moment—the attention that maturity has arrived, like a runaway teach, and there's no getting out of its means. From the hit Tumblr web publication of an identical identify, F*ck! I'm in My Twenties completely captures the hot new release at present trying out the waters of post-college fact. Quick-witted and self-deprecating, the writer pens irreverent missives, DIY diagrams, illustrations, and tongue-in-cheek checklists that chronicle her event as a twenty-something residing within the giant urban. together with the easiest of her loved web publication, plus over 50% new fabric, it is a ideal humor impulse purchase for an individual who has a love-hate courting with their twenties.

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Horrid Henry's Christmas

By Francesca Simon

DISCOVER THE sequence girls and boys worldwide like to READ!

Horrid Henry sabotages the Christmas play; attempts to do all his Christmas procuring with out spending any of his allowance; makes an attempt to ambush Santa Claus (to get extra provides, of course); and has to undergo the worst Christmas dinner ever!

Francesca Simon is likely one of the world's best-loved kid's authors. She is the single American to have ever gained the Galaxy booklet Award, and her construction, Horrid Henry, is the number 1 bestselling bankruptcy booklet sequence within the UK—with a success television convey and over fifteen million copies bought! every one booklet includes 4 easy-to-read tales and hilarious illustrations by way of the only and simply Tony Ross, so even the main reluctant of readers can't face up to Henry's notable expertise for trouble!

FIND OUT extra approximately HORRID HENRY AT JABBERWOCKYKIDS.COM!

PRAISE FOR HORRID HENRY

"Henry's over-the-top habit, the characters' snappy discussion, an d Ross's hyperbolic line paintings w in poor health have interaction even the mo st reluctant readers."
Publishers Weekly

"Like Dennis the threat and Curious George, Horrid Henry is both discovering difficulty or growing it, and the youngsters are loopy approximately his antics."
Meredith Smith, grade university instructor, DolceBellezza.blogspot.com

"Kids will love analyzing the laugh-out-loud humorous tales approximately a person whose habit is even worse than their own."
School Library Journal

"Will make you chuckle out loud."
Sunday Times

Why Horrid Henry?

Kids love it!
"I love the Horrid Henry books by way of Francesca Simon. they've got plenty of humorous bits in. And Henry continually will get into trouble!"
Mia, age 6, BBC studying is Fun

"It's effortless to determine why Horrid Henry is the bestselling personality for 5-8 12 months olds."
Liverpool Echo

Because it truly is funny
"My boys love this publication and i've really had tears operating down my face and needed to cease studying as a result of guffawing so challenging. My oldest son is rereading the entire books during this sequence on his personal now and he nonetheless loves them. satisfied reading!"
T. Franklin, Parent

"A sleek comedian classic."
SF stated, parent kid's Books complement

Kids get to be harmlessly rebellious
"Henry is a beguiling hero who has entranced hundreds of thousands of reluctant readers... little rebels will love this assortment or even little angels could be secretly extremely joyful by means of Henry's anti-heroic behaviour."
Herald

Henry's naughtiness is a yardstick opposed to which childrens can get a feeling in their personal ethical goodness and social justice
"What is exceptional concerning the books is that Henry by no means does whatever that's subversive. She creates an charisma of ideally suited naughtiness (of which teenagers are in awe) yet issues out that he operates inside of a secure and safe world."
Emily Turner, Angels And Urchins Magazine

Reaches an important age crew - young children who're studying to read
"I have attempted out the Horrid Henry books with teams of kids as a father or mother, as a babysitter, and as a instructor. kids like to both pay attention them learn aloud or to learn them themselves. The books are spot on for the 5-8 age diversity and are enjoyable for the adults who percentage them too."
Danielle corridor, Teacher

The constitution presents new readers with a true experience of accomplishment
"My son is 7 years outdated and an immense Horrid Henry fan. This e-book lived as much as his expectancies! Horrid Henry is like such a lot boys: he consistently has a plan and is often stepping into mischief! It was once fun, and he couldn't placed it down. cannot watch for the subsequent. He learn it hide to hide through himself in 2 days! That for me sells a ebook! He cannot look ahead to the subsequent one to be released. He has urged it to all his friends."
Mrs. Tami Gold, Parent

Reaches either girls and boys equally
"Wonderfully attractive to ladies and boys alike, a useful rarity at this age."
Judith Woods, occasions Books

A worldwide publishing phenomenon with 12 million copies sold!

WHAT everyone is announcing approximately HORRID HENRY:

"Parents interpreting them aloud should be consoled to find that Henry can consistently be relied upon to act worse than any in their personal offspring." Independent

"An completely extraordinary sequence and without doubt a winner with all youngsters. My son took this ebook as his favorite in the course of e-book week at his tuition and switched over a number of kids to the reason. lengthy dwell Francesca Simon and her tremendous books! extra, extra please!"

"My 5-year-old adores them a lot he could not wait to begin studying as a result of them."

"I fairly like Horrid Henry and prefer interpreting it to my dad. it truly is funny!"
Matthew, nine, St. Albans

"Horrid Henry is a superb anti-hero: monstrously egocentric and grasping, he does issues most kids basically dream about... a latest comedian classic."
The Guardian

"My 6-year-old son has now learn the total sequence unaided and is sort of content material to re-read the tales time and again. My 5-year-old is demise so that it will learn good sufficient so she will learn them independently too!"

"Henry is absolutely naughty and makes me giggle. he is very humorous and he has plenty of adventures."
Martha, age five, Bella

"A flicker of popularity needs to go through such a lot lecturers and fogeys once they learn Horrid Henry. there is a tiny little bit of him in all of us."
Child Education

"It did not even make it to the library cabinets and there is a lengthy ready checklist for it! adequate said."
Nancy Astee, baby Education

"A certain needs to for each instructor - interpreting approximately Henry makes your naughtiest baby look like a saint!"

"As a instructor of 8-year-olds, it is nice to get a sequence of books my classification love... They torment me to lend them the books to allow them to learn them all alone. want I say more?"

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By Francesca Simon

DISCOVER THE sequence girls and boys worldwide like to READ!

Horrid Henry sabotages the Christmas play; attempts to do all his Christmas procuring with out spending any of his allowance; makes an attempt to ambush Santa Claus (to get extra provides, of course); and has to undergo the worst Christmas dinner ever!

Francesca Simon is likely one of the world's best-loved kid's authors. She is the single American to have ever gained the Galaxy booklet Award, and her construction, Horrid Henry, is the number 1 bestselling bankruptcy booklet sequence within the UK—with a success television convey and over fifteen million copies bought! every one booklet includes 4 easy-to-read tales and hilarious illustrations by way of the only and simply Tony Ross, so even the main reluctant of readers can't face up to Henry's notable expertise for trouble!

FIND OUT extra approximately HORRID HENRY AT JABBERWOCKYKIDS.COM!

PRAISE FOR HORRID HENRY

"Henry's over-the-top habit, the characters' snappy discussion, an d Ross's hyperbolic line paintings w in poor health have interaction even the mo st reluctant readers."
Publishers Weekly

"Like Dennis the threat and Curious George, Horrid Henry is both discovering difficulty or growing it, and the youngsters are loopy approximately his antics."
Meredith Smith, grade university instructor, DolceBellezza.blogspot.com

"Kids will love analyzing the laugh-out-loud humorous tales approximately a person whose habit is even worse than their own."
School Library Journal

"Will make you chuckle out loud."
Sunday Times

Why Horrid Henry?

Kids love it!
"I love the Horrid Henry books by way of Francesca Simon. they've got plenty of humorous bits in. And Henry continually will get into trouble!"
Mia, age 6, BBC studying is Fun

"It's effortless to determine why Horrid Henry is the bestselling personality for 5-8 12 months olds."
Liverpool Echo

Because it truly is funny
"My boys love this publication and i've really had tears operating down my face and needed to cease studying as a result of guffawing so challenging. My oldest son is rereading the entire books during this sequence on his personal now and he nonetheless loves them. satisfied reading!"
T. Franklin, Parent

"A sleek comedian classic."
SF stated, parent kid's Books complement

Kids get to be harmlessly rebellious
"Henry is a beguiling hero who has entranced hundreds of thousands of reluctant readers... little rebels will love this assortment or even little angels could be secretly extremely joyful by means of Henry's anti-heroic behaviour."
Herald

Henry's naughtiness is a yardstick opposed to which childrens can get a feeling in their personal ethical goodness and social justice
"What is exceptional concerning the books is that Henry by no means does whatever that's subversive. She creates an charisma of ideally suited naughtiness (of which teenagers are in awe) yet issues out that he operates inside of a secure and safe world."
Emily Turner, Angels And Urchins Magazine

Reaches an important age crew - young children who're studying to read
"I have attempted out the Horrid Henry books with teams of kids as a father or mother, as a babysitter, and as a instructor. kids like to both pay attention them learn aloud or to learn them themselves. The books are spot on for the 5-8 age diversity and are enjoyable for the adults who percentage them too."
Danielle corridor, Teacher

The constitution presents new readers with a true experience of accomplishment
"My son is 7 years outdated and an immense Horrid Henry fan. This e-book lived as much as his expectancies! Horrid Henry is like such a lot boys: he consistently has a plan and is often stepping into mischief! It was once fun, and he couldn't placed it down. cannot watch for the subsequent. He learn it hide to hide through himself in 2 days! That for me sells a ebook! He cannot look ahead to the subsequent one to be released. He has urged it to all his friends."
Mrs. Tami Gold, Parent

Reaches either girls and boys equally
"Wonderfully attractive to ladies and boys alike, a useful rarity at this age."
Judith Woods, occasions Books

A worldwide publishing phenomenon with 12 million copies sold!

WHAT everyone is announcing approximately HORRID HENRY:

"Parents interpreting them aloud should be consoled to find that Henry can consistently be relied upon to act worse than any in their personal offspring." Independent

"An completely extraordinary sequence and without doubt a winner with all youngsters. My son took this ebook as his favorite in the course of e-book week at his tuition and switched over a number of kids to the reason. lengthy dwell Francesca Simon and her tremendous books! extra, extra please!"

"My 5-year-old adores them a lot he could not wait to begin studying as a result of them."

"I fairly like Horrid Henry and prefer interpreting it to my dad. it truly is funny!"
Matthew, nine, St. Albans

"Horrid Henry is a superb anti-hero: monstrously egocentric and grasping, he does issues most kids basically dream about... a latest comedian classic."
The Guardian

"My 6-year-old son has now learn the total sequence unaided and is sort of content material to re-read the tales time and again. My 5-year-old is demise so that it will learn good sufficient so she will learn them independently too!"

"Henry is absolutely naughty and makes me giggle. he is very humorous and he has plenty of adventures."
Martha, age five, Bella

"A flicker of popularity needs to go through such a lot lecturers and fogeys once they learn Horrid Henry. there is a tiny little bit of him in all of us."
Child Education

"It did not even make it to the library cabinets and there is a lengthy ready checklist for it! adequate said."
Nancy Astee, baby Education

"A certain needs to for each instructor - interpreting approximately Henry makes your naughtiest baby look like a saint!"

"As a instructor of 8-year-olds, it is nice to get a sequence of books my classification love... They torment me to lend them the books to allow them to learn them all alone. want I say more?"

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Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates: Using Philosophy (and Jokes!) to Explore Life, Death, the Afterlife, and Everything in Between

By Thomas Cathcart

Q. Why are there nearly as many jokes approximately demise as there are approximately sex? 

A. simply because they either scare the pants off us.

Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein first made a reputation for themselves with the outrageously humorous New York Times bestseller Plato and a Platypus stroll right into a Bar.... Now they flip their consciousness to the massive "D" and percentage the undying knowledge of the good philosophers, theologians, psychotherapists, and wiseguys. From angels to zombies and every thing in among, Cathcart and Klein supply a fearless and irreverent heritage of the way we process dying, why we include lifestyles, and no matter if there fairly is a hereafter. As hilarious because it is enlightening, Heidegger and a Hippo stroll via these Pearly Gates is a must-read for an individual and everybody who ever expects to die.

And now, you could learn Daniel Klein's extra musings on existence and philosophy in Travels with Epicurus and Every Time i locate the that means of lifestyles, they modify it.

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By Thomas Cathcart

Q. Why are there nearly as many jokes approximately demise as there are approximately sex? 

A. simply because they either scare the pants off us.

Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein first made a reputation for themselves with the outrageously humorous New York Times bestseller Plato and a Platypus stroll right into a Bar.... Now they flip their consciousness to the massive "D" and percentage the undying knowledge of the good philosophers, theologians, psychotherapists, and wiseguys. From angels to zombies and every thing in among, Cathcart and Klein supply a fearless and irreverent heritage of the way we process dying, why we include lifestyles, and no matter if there fairly is a hereafter. As hilarious because it is enlightening, Heidegger and a Hippo stroll via these Pearly Gates is a must-read for an individual and everybody who ever expects to die.

And now, you could learn Daniel Klein's extra musings on existence and philosophy in Travels with Epicurus and Every Time i locate the that means of lifestyles, they modify it.

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Sh*t My Dad Says

By Justin Halpern

After being dumped through his longtime female friend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern stumbled on himself dwelling at domestic together with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who's "like Socrates, yet angrier, and with worse hair," hasn't ever minced phrases, and while Justin moved again domestic, he started to checklist all of the ridiculous issues his dad stated to him:

"That lady was once attractive. . . . from your league? Son, enable ladies work out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do humans your age know the way to brush their hair? It feels like squirrels crawled on their heads and began fucking."

"The worst factor you'll be is a liar. . . . ok, superb, sure, the worst factor you will be is a Nazi, yet then quantity is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

greater than 1000000 humans now stick with Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and during this booklet, his son weaves a brilliantly humorous, touching coming-of-age memoir round the better of his fees. An all-American tale that unfolds at the Little League box, in Denny's, in the course of excruciating kinfolk street journeys, and, most often, within the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, real portrait of a father-son dating from an enormous new comedian voice.

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By Justin Halpern

After being dumped through his longtime female friend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern stumbled on himself dwelling at domestic together with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who's "like Socrates, yet angrier, and with worse hair," hasn't ever minced phrases, and while Justin moved again domestic, he started to checklist all of the ridiculous issues his dad stated to him:

"That lady was once attractive. . . . from your league? Son, enable ladies work out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do humans your age know the way to brush their hair? It feels like squirrels crawled on their heads and began fucking."

"The worst factor you'll be is a liar. . . . ok, superb, sure, the worst factor you will be is a Nazi, yet then quantity is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

greater than 1000000 humans now stick with Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and during this booklet, his son weaves a brilliantly humorous, touching coming-of-age memoir round the better of his fees. An all-American tale that unfolds at the Little League box, in Denny's, in the course of excruciating kinfolk street journeys, and, most often, within the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, real portrait of a father-son dating from an enormous new comedian voice.

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101 Uses for a Dead Cat

By Simon Bond

Because time immemorial mankind has been tormented by the query "What do you do with a useless cat?" the following, finally, in one hundred and one hilarious, outrageous, and (sometimes) downright unwell cartoons, are a few solutions. 101 black-and-white illustrations.

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By Simon Bond

Because time immemorial mankind has been tormented by the query "What do you do with a useless cat?" the following, finally, in one hundred and one hilarious, outrageous, and (sometimes) downright unwell cartoons, are a few solutions. 101 black-and-white illustrations.

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The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes: Over 1,000 Sick, Filthy and X-Rated Jokes

THE largest, BADDEST, BADASSEST e-book OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES

•What did the 2 lesbian frogs say to one another? We do style like chicken!

•What does a blonde positioned at the back of her ears to make her extra appealing? Her ankles.

•The journalist requested the flesh presser, “Your assistant stated publicly that you've got a small penis. do you want to remark? “Yes, I would,” stated the baby-kisser. “The fact is my assistant has an incredible mouth.”

•A man walks in on his spouse having intercourse with one other guy and says, “what the hell are you doing?” His spouse turns to her lover and says, “I instructed you he was once stupid.”

•How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.

If you're thinking that no comic story is just too uncooked so long as it’s funny—this is the booklet for you! this huge selection of laugh-out-loud and absolutely politically unsuitable jokes is certain to have you ever and your pals rolling in hysterics.

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THE largest, BADDEST, BADASSEST e-book OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES

•What did the 2 lesbian frogs say to one another? We do style like chicken!

•What does a blonde positioned at the back of her ears to make her extra appealing? Her ankles.

•The journalist requested the flesh presser, “Your assistant stated publicly that you've got a small penis. do you want to remark? “Yes, I would,” stated the baby-kisser. “The fact is my assistant has an incredible mouth.”

•A man walks in on his spouse having intercourse with one other guy and says, “what the hell are you doing?” His spouse turns to her lover and says, “I instructed you he was once stupid.”

•How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.

If you're thinking that no comic story is just too uncooked so long as it’s funny—this is the booklet for you! this huge selection of laugh-out-loud and absolutely politically unsuitable jokes is certain to have you ever and your pals rolling in hysterics.

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The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction

By Wendy Northcutt

The latest installment of the human race's such a lot "devastatingly" well known humor sequence.

The Darwin Awards are greater than only a model. they are a popular culture phenomenon. With six books and an internet site that attracts in additional than a million distinct viewers each month, the Darwin Awards opponents The Onion and The Simpsons as one of many largest humor franchises within the world.

Fully illustrated and that includes all-new stories of the marvelously macabre, The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction chronicles the unbelievable acts of people who've taken a swan dive into the shallow finish of the gene pool. From attaching a five-horsepower engine to a barstool, to hammering a steel hook into an explosive machine, to utilizing a taser to regard a snake chew, those gloriously ugly incidents end up that the countdown (to human extinction) is definitely lower than means. And we will not go out this mortal coil with no one final laugh.

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By Wendy Northcutt

The latest installment of the human race's such a lot "devastatingly" well known humor sequence.

The Darwin Awards are greater than only a model. they are a popular culture phenomenon. With six books and an internet site that attracts in additional than a million distinct viewers each month, the Darwin Awards opponents The Onion and The Simpsons as one of many largest humor franchises within the world.

Fully illustrated and that includes all-new stories of the marvelously macabre, The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction chronicles the unbelievable acts of people who've taken a swan dive into the shallow finish of the gene pool. From attaching a five-horsepower engine to a barstool, to hammering a steel hook into an explosive machine, to utilizing a taser to regard a snake chew, those gloriously ugly incidents end up that the countdown (to human extinction) is definitely lower than means. And we will not go out this mortal coil with no one final laugh.

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Les Petits Dieux (Livre 13) (French Edition)

By Terry Pratchett

Om, le grand dieu, s'adressa en ces termes à Frangin, l'Élu : " Psst ! " Frangin s'arrêta au milieu d'un coup de binette et healthy du regard le journey du jardin du temple. " Pardon ? " lança-t-il. C'était une belle journée. Les moulins à prières tournaient joyeusement. Frangin haussa les épaules et retourna à ses melons. Le grand dieu Om insista : " T'es sourd, mon gars ? " C'est une bien lourde responsabilité qui allait s'abattre sur les frêles épaules du jeune beginner : il ne s'agissait de rien de moins que de prévenir une guerre sainte. motor vehicle il est des hérétiques, voyez-vous, pour prétendre, au rebours du dogme de l'Église, que le monde est plat et qu'il traverse l'univers sur le dos d'une colossal tortue...

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By Terry Pratchett

Om, le grand dieu, s'adressa en ces termes à Frangin, l'Élu : " Psst ! " Frangin s'arrêta au milieu d'un coup de binette et healthy du regard le journey du jardin du temple. " Pardon ? " lança-t-il. C'était une belle journée. Les moulins à prières tournaient joyeusement. Frangin haussa les épaules et retourna à ses melons. Le grand dieu Om insista : " T'es sourd, mon gars ? " C'est une bien lourde responsabilité qui allait s'abattre sur les frêles épaules du jeune beginner : il ne s'agissait de rien de moins que de prévenir une guerre sainte. motor vehicle il est des hérétiques, voyez-vous, pour prétendre, au rebours du dogme de l'Église, que le monde est plat et qu'il traverse l'univers sur le dos d'une colossal tortue...

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Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?: Over 150 Curious Questions and Intriguing Answers

MORE THAN two hundred enjoyable FACTS—FROM BAFFLING and weird TO wonderful AND ENLIGHTENING
This curious, desirable selection of minutiae will shock and intrigue readers with awesome solutions to questions like:
•Is Jurassic Park possible?
•What explanations “the shakes” after consuming loads of alcohol?
•Why do canines stroll in circles sooner than mendacity down?
•What makes popcorn pop?

The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use earlier than rest room Paper?, Can preserving in a Fart Kill You? has much more enjoyable and interesting trivialities. excellent for the ever-curious trivialities lover, this booklet is the final word in really striking info. From foolish to severe to outright extraordinary, this expansive assortment deals extraordinary solutions and unforeseen evidence on every little thing from historical past and technological know-how to popular culture and nature. From the typical to the fantastical—it's all here.

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MORE THAN two hundred enjoyable FACTS—FROM BAFFLING and weird TO wonderful AND ENLIGHTENING
This curious, desirable selection of minutiae will shock and intrigue readers with awesome solutions to questions like:
•Is Jurassic Park possible?
•What explanations “the shakes” after consuming loads of alcohol?
•Why do canines stroll in circles sooner than mendacity down?
•What makes popcorn pop?

The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use earlier than rest room Paper?, Can preserving in a Fart Kill You? has much more enjoyable and interesting trivialities. excellent for the ever-curious trivialities lover, this booklet is the final word in really striking info. From foolish to severe to outright extraordinary, this expansive assortment deals extraordinary solutions and unforeseen evidence on every little thing from historical past and technological know-how to popular culture and nature. From the typical to the fantastical—it's all here.

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